I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
Itβs not rape if sheβs a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
Iβm a clown... And everyone nose.
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
