Circus jokes

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.