It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…
Why didn’t anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
I’m at the circus, Noah O’Brien
Person 1: Hey did you here about the circus fire? Person 2: No. Person 1: it was in-tents
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter