I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
