Circus

Circus Jokes

Mime

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Clown

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

Clown

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Memes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Funny Bone

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

Clown

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

Clown

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

Rape

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

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  • Aunt

    My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

    I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

    Cannibal

    Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

    Dad: Don't know, why?

    Son: Because they taste funny.

    Emo

    Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?

    Because he was cutting in line!

    Sex

    The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

    Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

    Clown

    What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

    Stopping it with a pitchfork.

    Jelly

    What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.