Traffic Light Jokes

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

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