Traffic Light jokes
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What did the traffic light 馃殾 say? Oh.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
馃殾馃殽馃殾 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
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What did the traffic light 馃殾 say to the car 馃殫? Don鈥檛 look, I鈥檓 about to change!
