Traffic Light jokes

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

I love jokes!

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.