Traffic Light jokes
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What did the traffic light 馃殾 say? Oh.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
馃殾馃殽馃殾 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What did the traffic light 馃殾 say to the car 馃殫? Don鈥檛 look, I鈥檓 about to change!
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
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