Traffic Light jokes
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What did the traffic light 馃殾 say? Oh.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What did the traffic light 馃殾 say to the car 馃殫? Don鈥檛 look, I鈥檓 about to change!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
馃殾馃殽馃殾 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
I love jokes!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
