Free Candy

  • Roses are red.

    I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, numbskull! This "joke" is dark because it implies luring someone, probably a child, into a van with the promise of candy. This is a common trope in kidnappings. Are you that dense?

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  • Comments (4)

  • Oop I typed it wrong

    stop stealing jokes retard

    I’m not stealing

    Oh and also I typed it again under a different name

    Jumbled Sea Urchin

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