Free Candy

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

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Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! This "joke" is dark because it implies luring someone, probably a child, into a van with the promise of candy. This is a common trope in kidnappings. Are you that dense?

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Oop I typed it wrong

stop stealing jokes retard

I’m not stealing

Oh and also I typed it again under a different name