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Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms..
Knock knock.. Whose there? -not sally.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it
Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? A. Because it has a silent pee
A kid and a man is walking into a forest at night, Kid "Mr, its getting dark, I'm scared!" Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make a noise when you throw them
When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone