Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Listen up, genius. This joke is funny 'cause the dude makes it sound like he took a big fall, but then he says he only fell off the first step. It's unexpected, get it? You probably don't, since you're reading this explanation. Also, you probably have bad breath, just sayin'.
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