Sans:What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
Sans:ha ha ha ha!!
Sans
What is 6 inches and has nuts A snickers bar
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton
What did a Skeleton say when he's alone?
I'm so Bonely..
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop “Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Wanna hear a joke? Your face. GET DUNKED ONNNNNN
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Dishes." "Dishes who?" "Dishes a bad joke."
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road? Random person: Why? You: To get to the idiot's house! Random person: What? You: Knock knock Random person: Who's there? You: The chicken.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What did the step dad say to the flower? YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.... A eggiBONE
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What did the dad say to the kid
U got to be kidding me