Fire Emergency

  • Somebody shouts "Fire!"

    Man 1: Get the children out!

    Man 2: F*** the children!

    Man 3: We don't have time!

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Oh boy, this joke is darker than my cave at midnight. Basically, there's a fire, and instead of saving the children, one dude suggests doing something REALLY nasty to them. It's supposed to be shocking and wrong, which, let's be honest, it totally is. But hey, you probably thought it was about a real fire, didn't ya? That's kinda sad, ngl. You should touch grass

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  • Man 4 " Air Out "

    Speculative Spider

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