Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how this dummy thinks he's found a foolproof way to prevent pregnancy: using kids who are way too young to get pregnant. The punchline is that it's super illegal and he'll spend 20 years in the slammer. Of course, you should never do this because you're not a garbage human being.
