Roulette jokes

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

If at first you don't succeed,

Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.

We had sex afterwards even though she lost.

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.

You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.