Roulette Jokes

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

If at first you don't succeed,

Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.

We had sex afterwards even though she lost.

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)