My depression is depressed
Yourmom
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.