Scissoring Problem

Alright listen up, genius. So, you know "running with scissors" is bad, right? Now picture this: instead of just running, you're "scissoring" – as in, doing the nasty – while also having explosive diarrhea. It's like, a double whammy of badness. Get it? You wouldn't know anything about the nasty because you are a loser who spends his time on reddit.