Cheater jokes

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?

Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Why do cheetahs always cheat?

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!