Bad Luck jokes
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
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When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
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Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
