A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again I almost killed myself

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

If a person shoot’s a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”

“When Republicans do Politics, it’s a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it’s Politics.” —Tyler Nixon

Go commit neck rope

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi’s concerts… I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

How did a blonde commit suicide

She jumped from the basement window