What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again I almost killed myself
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
"When Republicans do Politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's Politics." ---Tyler Nixon
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
