Depression

Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Try

Chris A.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again I almost killed myself

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Alabama

Anonymous

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Depression

Anonymous

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Virgin

TooDanK

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

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Depression

De-Pressed-Anxiety

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

Man

:)

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”

Shooting

Anonymous

If a person shoot’s a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?

Night

Anonymous

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

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Jump

La oempf

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

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Politics

#NPC #WorthlessLiberals

“When Republicans do Politics, it’s a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it’s Politics.” —Tyler Nixon

Depression

Brittni

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom…" Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide…

Man

Jub Jub

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”

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Puns

Anonymous

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

Neck

Suicide joke lover

Go commit neck rope

Personal

Anonymous

Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! … Next day person commits sucide…

Time

Shatter_Frost

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi’s concerts… I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

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Finger

Kikicito

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

Bullying

Anonymous

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide

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Fire

lolking

my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang