Commitment

Commitment Jokes

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

4

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....