President Jokes

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.


Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!


All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."