I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
