I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
