Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap