I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dummy is saying they ain't bungee jumping because they were "born by broken rubber," meaning they were a condom baby. Get it? They think bungee jumping is too risky, considering how they came into this world. Also, bungee jumping is unsafe for someone like you. You are 350 lbs, and you need to get on a treadmill.