Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! It's a battle of bad luck threats, right? Beer bottle says break it, one year bad luck. Mirror ups the ante with seven years. Then comes the condom, all smug 'cause if it breaks, well, ain't no luck involved, just a baby! You wouldn't understand.