Rubber Jokes

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.


How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

... I guess her rubber broke too

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

Ones a good year the others a great year!

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉

when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on