I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
what are the similarities between a broken tire and me? we were both caused by broken rubber.
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
