Why do u call a priest a father because calling them daddy would be too sus
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Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
why are priests called father? because it's too sus to call them daddy!
how much pussy does a preist get nun
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.