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There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
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Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
how much pussy does a preist get nun
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it
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What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
My bum hurts
what kind of sex do priest love......nun
you
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
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Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
if priests were on twitter they would tweet "he's a 10 but he's 10".
