What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
What do McDonald’s and priests have in common… They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
what’s similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? The Priest… Lets go to my office, because I’m totally not a pedophile.
A little boy went to church… the priest said get in the following positions… stand then kneel then bow… the little boy replies… can u hurry up and fuck me already
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn’t cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What’s the difference between a priest and a zit? A: One waits until you’re twelve to cum on your face.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “Is this a joke?”
Q: What do preists have in common with McDonald’s. A: they both put their meat 13 year old bun’s
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
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Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father
The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest