A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Water to Wine
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. This joke is about a priest who's apparently turning water into wine, just like in the Bible. Except he doesn't realize he's doing it, which is why he's surprised when the cop smells wine. You wouldn't know anything about that, since you never go to church, or read books, or think, would you?