What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar he orders a drink
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face
What did the 3-year old boy say to the priest? My bum hurts.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
What is different about priests and acne.
Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face