Priest Jokes

Common

Anonymous

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

Nun

Anonymous

one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up

Baby

Anonymous

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys

Baby

Anonymous

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth

Cold

Anonymous

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

dark jokes

mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...

OwO

Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent

OwO

Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.

the priest that goes to bars

A priest and a child molester walk into a bar he orders a drink

Pope pooper

Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole

Pope pooper

How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

Wet

Anonymous

why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet

Elijah Palmer

What did the 3-year old boy say to the priest? My bum hurts.

Unholy Sins

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

Hell

Anonymous

Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.

Son

Anonymous

There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

Nelson Mandela

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.

Anonymous

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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