Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Guy: why can’t Jesus have M&M’s priest: why? Guy: because they’ll fall through the whole in his hands
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest
A monk asks the priest if it’s okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies “just as don’t get in the habit”
What’s a priests fav fruit?
Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy
What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?”
“Yes,” replies the murderer, “Can you please hold my hand?”
A priest walks into a wine store
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”