A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

A monk asks the priest if it’s okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies “just as don’t get in the habit”

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

What’s a priests fav fruit?


The first priest asks the second, “How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?”, the priest replies, “No clue… I close my eyes when I masturbate”

Guy: why can’t Jesus have M&M’s priest: why? Guy: because they’ll fall through the whole in his hands

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?”

“Yes,” replies the murderer, “Can you please hold my hand?”

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don’t leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou ‘hole-y’ as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.

What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until your a teen to cum on your face.

What’s the difference between acne and a priest… Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn’t a difference.

whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”