A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
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Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
