Bar

Anonymous

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

Child Molester

SpankMeALot

What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers

Nun

rocko

what kind of sex do priest love…nun

Stand

Anonymous

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

Jesus

Joshua

Guy: why can’t Jesus have M&M’s priest: why? Guy: because they’ll fall through the whole in his hands

Kid

Anonymous

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down sport

Virgin

Zuchuri

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

Difference

MyNameIsKatie:')

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

Catholic

The special

How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest

Nun

Anonymous

A monk asks the priest if it’s okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies “just as don’t get in the habit”

Fruit

Anonymous

What’s a priests fav fruit?

Cantaloupe

Bar

Razor

Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy

Common

Anonymous

What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

Bar

Me

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

Difference

CoolDaddy

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

Fight

Anonymous

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.

White

Anonymous

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

Hole

Anonymous

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

Hand

Death&Decay

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?”

“Yes,” replies the murderer, “Can you please hold my hand?”

Old

leoseesghosts

A priest walks into a wine store

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”

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