Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
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why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”