Priest Jokes

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...

Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent

Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.

A priest and a child molester walk into a bar he orders a drink

Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole

How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face

What did the 3-year old boy say to the priest? My bum hurts.

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.

There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.