What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Woody versus Catholic Priest
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you degenerate! The joke plays on the stereotype of Catholic priests being involved in child abuse. The punchline is dark 'cause it suggests that a priest, like Woody (but in a super sick way), would "go limp" when a child enters the room. Get it? It's not funny, you deviant.