Target

Target Jokes

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Aim

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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  • School shooting

    I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

    Sniper

    I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

    Memes

    Sniper

    I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

    Damn, I love being a sniper.

    Suicide

    Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

    Dave: No.

    Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

    Drone

    What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

    The drone guy didn't know either.

    Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

    I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

    Attack

    Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

    Covid

    I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

    Shooting Range

    I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

    Orphan

    Why does the military recruit orphans?

    Because homing missiles don’t target them.

    Aim

    My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!

    Missile

    Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

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  • Orphan

    Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?