What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Damn, I love being a sniper
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
