Target Jokes

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.