Target jokes
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.