Priest jokes
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"