Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a Priest and a rapist.

whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest? a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

What are priests favourite shoe?

White Vans.

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until your a teen to cum on your face.

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

What's the difference between acne and a priest... Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

When is a priests best compromise?

A failed Baptism

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😫 😂 😑 🤔 😳 😬 😑 🙄 🥴 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸 🍸 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🐴 🐴 🐴 🐴 Why did the pope drink horse piss because a priest asked him what would he do for a klondike bar 🤪 😜

ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this

Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂

What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns

What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

what do you call a priest gay! hahahahahaha

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns