Priest Jokes

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ITSMINE
in Catholic

whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest? a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.

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This is life now.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

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Anonymous

What are priests favourite shoe?

White Vans.

Anonymous
in Difference

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until your a teen to cum on your face.

Anonymous

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priestโ€™s ass as he โ€˜downward dogsโ€™ the kid.

Anonymous
in Knock knock

Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

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Herbie Versmelz

What's the difference between acne and a priest... Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

Anonymous
in Adult

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

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Anonymous

When is a priests best compromise?

A failed Baptism

Anonymous cow

ur mom

Anonymous
in Adult

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laugh at my joke

ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this

Anonymous

Steven Hawking said god isnโ€™t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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in Catholic

What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns

Anonymous

What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

Anonymous

what do you call a priest gay! hahahahahaha

Unholy Sins

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

Anonymous

Q - Whatโ€™s the difference between a priest and McDonaldโ€™s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns