Priest jokes
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.