How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Okay, so like, usually priests are all about holy water, right? But this joke is saying instead of praying or something, the priest just boils the water to purify it. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little bit sacrilegious. You probably go to church a lot, but don't pay attention to the sermons.