Holy Shit

What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?

Holy shit.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy. So, you got this priest, right? And a toilet. Now, when you mix 'em up in a joke, you get "holy shit." See, "holy" kinda sounds like "hole-y", which is where you plop your bum on the toilet. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little dirty. And because you are a silly goose.