Priest jokes
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.