Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Zuchuri
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
My marriage was on the rocks so I buried my wife under some.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey. On the rocks
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
Over summer I shot up my school and left a note saying. "I could have done this anytime".
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Q: what's the difference between a grandma fetish, and necrophilia. A: a few weeks.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish, and necrophilia. A: a few weeks.