Difference

Herbie Versmelz

What’s the difference between acne and a priest… Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

Meat

Carlie

what’s similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

Animal

Tarqa

A little boy went to church… the priest said get in the following positions… stand then kneel then bow… the little boy replies… can u hurry up and fuck me already

Common

Deeznuts

What do McDonald’s and priests have in common… They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

Catholic

Anonymous

What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic

Hearing

JustYourRandomGuy

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It’s where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Meat

XDDDDD

What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns

Common

Carnage

Q: What do preists have in common with McDonald’s. A: they both put their meat 13 year old bun’s

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face

Difference

Brandino

Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn’t cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14

Life

wangus

angus’ love life

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between axne and a priest??

1 waits till your 13 to come on your face

Bar

Tim Bunn

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “Is this a joke?”

Difference

HeckinHilbilies

What’s the difference between a priest and a zit? A: One waits until you’re twelve to cum on your face.

People

Anonymous

what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since

a catholic priest

Jesus

Anonymous

The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao

Son

Father son Holy Spirit A

Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father

Number

Sarai Castle

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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