Priest jokes

"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

Do you know where priests go at night?

To all night sale at Boys R Us.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

I am dark humor.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.