Priest jokes
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I am dark humor.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.