What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
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What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less
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A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
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they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
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A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
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What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
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What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
