Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Whatβs the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common. They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
My bum hurts