My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
The Priest's Torpedo
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is about the author's uncle, who's a priest, and apparently packing some heat, even if it's only two inches. The punchline is that it felt like a torpedo. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda gross, which, let's be honest, you probably find hilarious since your sense of humor is as sophisticated as a dumpster fire. Also, I am pretty sure you didn't know torpedoes are self-propelled underwater missiles. Now you know something new, congrats!
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