Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
Why do u call a priest a father because calling them daddy would be too sus
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
priest
A priest is drowning in a river... A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says "leave me alone, god will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn't you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn't take them! "
