A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Q: why did the cat get a ticket A: he was caught littering
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What can’t a black person say to a police officer
Thanks for the warning
Please dont get mad its a joke whats the difference between a bullet and a police officer at least when a bullet kills someone its fired
