Divine Miscalculation

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a priest and a nun playing golf. The priest keeps cursing, and the nun warns him that God will punish him. Then BAM! God strikes the nun instead. Get it? God missed the priest and hit the nun instead. You are about as bright as a black hole. Did you know that black holes are so dense that nothing, not even light, can escape their gravitational pull? Kind of like how nothing can escape your dense skull.

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