Heaven's Five-Star Reviews

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got Heaven and Hell, right? Heaven's all sunshine and rainbows 'cause everyone leaves good reviews. Like, the place is poppin' with five-star ratings. But Hell? Nah, nobody's givin' that place a good review. It's like comparing a Michelin-star restaurant to a dumpster fire. And you? Well, you're probably the guy who leaves a one-star review 'cause they didn't have your favorite flavor of kombucha.

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