Sore Bum

Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, you got these little rugrats, right? They go to confession with the priest. Now, confession is where you tell the man in the funny collar all the bad stuff you did. But a 3-year-old doesn't have much to confess, so he probably just sat on the hard wooden bench, and now his lil' bum is sore! Get it? You probably wouldn't because you are not so smart and you don't have a lot of hair either.