You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
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Listen here, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You, Tyler Walker, think that the joke is that priests created baptism to clean sex toys. The joke plays with the idea of priests being sexually impure. It's an example of blasphemy. Now, go back to your cave and think about your life choices.