Omnom

i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

When its not just a phase and kill yourself to prove it

roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.

HAHA I HAVE MY OWN JOKE CATEGORY NOW

i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

fun fact: pringles are named pringles because somebody decided to name them pringles

Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty

What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.

Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

You know your high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell 'SpongeBob i know your in there!'