i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
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If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
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How do emos propose? "Would you like to join my family tree?"
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roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
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HAHA I HAVE MY OWN JOKE CATEGORY NOW
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why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
fun fact: pringles are named pringles because somebody decided to name them pringles
Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
You know your high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell 'SpongeBob i know your in there!'