Omnom

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

How do emos propose? "Would you like to join my family tree?"

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Haha, I have my own joke category now!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?

Holy shit.

What's an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"