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When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

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Alright listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is sayin' that priests are just like Muslims in that they get virgins when they die. But here's the kicker: instead of adult virgins, these priests are gettin' kids. This is poking fun at the idea of religious rewards, and it's also implyin' that priests are child molesters. Do you get it now, you dimwit?

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The Muslim gets 72, 6 year old boys. How are they not children?

@whiterabbit No they get grown Bitches not white kids