Politics jokes
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Russia—the real joke.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.