Politics jokes
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.