Politics jokes
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Politics.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.