Politics jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Politics.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!