Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Biden did 9/10.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
