LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Politics Jokes
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
