Politics jokes
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Black lives matter.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.