Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
