Politics jokes
Make America hate again.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.