"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Politics Jokes
Yo mama is Obama.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Trump, just why?
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
