Politics

Politics jokes

Moment

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Sex position

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

War

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Memes

Feminist

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Christian nationalist

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Gas

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Antifa

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Chess

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.