Politics

Politics jokes

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Antifa

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Memes

Election

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Chess

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

Neighbor

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

Word

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Democrat

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Stress

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Stalin

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

Lesbian

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.