Politics jokes
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Memes
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump, just why?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.