Politics jokes
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Memes
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Yo mama is Obama.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.