Pootin jokes

Politician

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Pussy

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Tree

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Donald Trump

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

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  • JD Vance

    You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

    Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

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