Pootin jokes
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Putin's Brain:
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Russia.