Labor party.
Politics Jokes
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Trump is ass.
The last two presidents of the US.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Heil Kyle!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
