Politics jokes
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lol
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Being pro-life.
Biden did 9/10.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.