Politics jokes
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Memes
Being pro-life.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Biden did 9/10.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)