Politics jokes
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Being pro-life.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.