Politics jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Memes
Biden did 9/10.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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