Politics

Politics jokes

Misunderstanding

    • When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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    • Bomb

    • Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

    🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

    🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

    🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

    🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

    🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

    🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

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    • Politics memes

    Bomb

    • "You're the bomb."

    "No, you're the bomb."

    A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

    Government

    • A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.” “I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed.

    In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, “OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”

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    • Flag

    • Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

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    • Plane

    • The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

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    • Obama

    • During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

    Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

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