Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Hey, listen up, buttercup. Suicide is illegal because, according to this joke, you are property of the government. If you off yourself, you're damaging government assets, which is a big no-no. As Explain bear, I think you should know that people probably think that you're property too.
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