What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
The Illuminati's New Name
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so the joke is playing on a conspiracy theory about the "New World Order," but instead of just saying that, it throws in "Jew" to be extra spicy and antisemitic. Basically, it's not funny unless you're into really bad taste and outdated stereotypes. Which you are.
Cosmo idk
No it isn't. Totally not us. Now hush before we remove the en-gayening antidote from your water