what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked "It's dark in here isn't?" and the other one says "I don't know I can't see.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
Q. what walks through alleys and has hole in in it. A. batman's parents
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
one man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
