Politics jokes
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.