Politics jokes
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Memes
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Politics.