Politics jokes
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Memes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
He jizzes canned cheese.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Politics.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.