Politics jokes
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
When is Donald Trump?
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!