Mine Field jokes

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?

Everywhere.

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.