Mine Field jokes
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.