Mine Field jokes

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?

Everywhere.

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.