Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Johnathon
@johnathon
Dude. I can’t even hear the Jellyfish Olympics over that racket.
I’m here because I’m bored. Very bored.
Hopefully this site hits the SPOT.
Ghost poop
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football