Citizenship jokes
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"