Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
