Caesar Jokes

Puns

Anonymous

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Puns

Rick

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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Pizza

Anonymous

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.

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Woman

My Name is Classified

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

Caesar Salad

Anonymous

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

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News

Nathan Nguyen

You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?¨

You reply with: ¨Surrounded by friends¨

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Pair

Anonymous

How do you think Julie Ceasar killed his enemies... With a pair of Ceasars 😂😂👌

Bar

Anonymous

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."

Roman

Latin Feast 2019 Jokes

Why don't romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)

Domino

Anonymous

the twin towers ordered little Caesars but instead got dominos

Caesar Salad

Help me

How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times

Caesar Salad

Anonymous

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

Dark Humor

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Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Roman

Anonymous

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles

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Cut

Anonymous

What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars

Personal

cear

What did ceaser call a person. She-her(ceaser)

Roman

prandoski69

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

Caesar Salad

Fwoopiers

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

Plain

Anonymous

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?