How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?¨

You reply with: ¨Surrounded by friends¨

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day…

Why don’t romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)

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What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.

What did Caesar’s cat say to him?

Nothing. Cats don’t talk.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

What did ceaser call a person. She-her(ceaser)

How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.”

where does caesar keep his armies up his sleavies

what are the kids addicted to these days ? Juulius Caesar (juuls)

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