Caesar Jokes

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?¨

You reply with: ¨Surrounded by friends¨

How do you think Julie Ceasar killed his enemies... With a pair of Ceasars 😂😂👌

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."

Why don't romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)

the twin towers ordered little Caesars but instead got dominos

How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles

Its caesar salad

What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars

What did ceaser call a person. She-her(ceaser)

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?