How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
โGuards! Seize her (Caesar)!โ
the twin towers ordered little Caesars but instead got dominos
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. ๐๐๐ (^O^)
How do you think Julie Ceasar killed his enemies... With a pair of Ceasars ๐๐๐
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What is Julius Caesarโs favorite food?
Roman noodles
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
What did the cow ๐ watch moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies ๐๐๐ฅ
How was rhe Roman Empire cut in half with Caesar
I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ
Its caesar salad
